As someone who may be very accurately described as fantastically unathletic, it will likely strike those who know me well as a little odd that I truly love the Olympics. Winter. Summer. I don’t care. I like them.
Maybe it’s the theme music, so carefully orchestrated to tug at the heart strings just so.
Maybe it’s the internationalism of it all. A new place. So exotic. (If a tropical island ever hosts, I’m going!)
Maybe it’s the sappy, in-depth backstories for the athletes. All the adversity they’ve overcome. The hard work they’ve put in—an enviable drive and determination. It speaks so strongly to the common humanity in all of us.
The Olympics harken me back to the imagination of my youth, when I used to watch and think Maybe I can do that.
Well, I missed that boat.
I can clearly recall being eight and having already developed a strong disinclination toward the competitive sporting arena, negotiating some sort of plea with my mother so she would write me a note to excuse me from of the end-of-year all school track meet. I think a “sprained ankle” was the settle-upon excuse and I practiced my faux-limp with great enthusiasm before school. Even then, there was something about coming in last place that was mortifying.
Today, I am slightly sportier, even jogging shlogging on occasion between toddler-born bouts of cold, flu, snot, and other respiratory ailments. It’s more fun now that there are fancy phones that play music with the push of the button and all the other modern-day accoutrement of the Exercise Class, to which I will likely never have opportunity to belong and perhaps will secretly loath and resent from a distance to my final days. (Don’t take that personally if you are actually a physically fit person who exercises all the time.)
My favorite sports are: floatying (the act of laying pronate on a floaty in a pool or other body of water) on a warm, sunny day, well within reach of a cocktail or cold beverage and knitting (also often within reach of a cocktail or other desirable beverage).
The Olympics start in a little over a week on August 5th and last 17 days until Closing Ceremonies on August 21. I’m hosting a friendly little competition in my Ravelry Group with prizes and everything. Yes, that’s right. I’m sharing some of my favorite yarn with the winners! Actual yarn will be mailed to you by me if you win.
I have thought long and hard about what our events should be. Fastest knitter? No way to judge… Biggest shawl? Hmmm… I have three prizes and have settled on three categories. I sadly only have one prize per category (Gold Medal). Silver and Bronze will have to go without. It’s a brutal world out there, knitters.
Most Yardage (lace, fingering, sport)
The prize will go to the knitter who knits the most yardage from the beginning of the games to the end of closing ceremonies in a light weight. To compete, post finished projects in the This Knitted Life’s group Ravelry thread for the Olympic Knitathon and tag finished projects with TLKlight.
The winner will receive two skeins of Madelinetosh Tosh Merino Light in the color Rain Water (420 yards/384 meters per skein). This should be enough to make a nice, big shawl or whatever else your little heart desires. This is one of my favorite yarns in a stellar colorway.
Most Yardage (DK, worsted, bulky)
This prize will go to the knitter who knits the most yardage in a heavier weight. Entries will also need to be posted in the Ravelry thread and tagged with TLKheavy.
The winner will receive a skein of Swans Island fingering weight in their Natural Colors Collection. It’s a hand-dyed indigo based color. There’s 525 yards/480 meters of the stuff, which is a lot. I used this yarn to knit Tulipland and found it to be a great yarn at a great value per skein.
Artistic Impression (independent of yarn weight)
This is a subjective category based purely on how pretty, cool, or visually impressive your finished knit is. I am the sole judge and have no system for evaluation. It’s all gut instinct baby. All projects entered into the Most Yardage categories will AUTOMATICALLY be entered into the Artistic Impression category. I know. I am that nice.
The winner will receive a skein of Madelinetosh Sock in Neon Peach. There’s enough here for a pair of bright, cheery socks. I knit my socks with this yarn often and love it dearly.
We’re flying fast and loose with this one. After all, knitting is a lawless land. Use your best judgement when it comes to what’s fair. I have generally found knitters to be a particularly kind and generous faction of humanity, so I know you’ll all do what’s honest and good, probably overly so.
- There will be no drug testing. Wine consumption is encouraged with the disclaimer that it may hinder your chances at winning the Gold Medal prizes.
- Projects started before August 5th are eligible, but please try to estimate yardage from the start of the games forward only.
- International entries are welcome. After all, it is THE OLYMPICS. So yes, if you live in Bhutan or somewhere super far away from where I live, I will still mail you your yarn.
- I reserve the right to add other rules may be added as random as the need develops and post them in the Ravelry thread.
As always come Wednesday, I am linking with the Yarn Along today. I am still reading The Nest with great haste to meet the library return date, as well as the fourth and final novel in the Neapolitan series, which I loved and truly cannot recommend enough. (Yes, those are affiliate links. Thanks for being you!)